Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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