so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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