none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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