they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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