At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
