okay pat passed out under dana's car
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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