He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize