I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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