Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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