erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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