I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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