im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You did what with his pubic hair?
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