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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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