What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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