I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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