Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how do flat chested girls get laid?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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