it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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