I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
