she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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