Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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