There is no way he is gay with that hair.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no you cant smoke seaweed
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize
