he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
