Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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