Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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