No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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