Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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