Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Can I color on your dick again?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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