we should wear snuggies to the strip club
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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