benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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