Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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