I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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