giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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