If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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