Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't think brook has ever known best
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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