evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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