i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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