Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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