doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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