dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
its not stalking. its research.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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