Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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