): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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