He kissed a someone with a penis
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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