all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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