how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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