I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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