dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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