FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No subtext here. People are naked.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
