Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
