I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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