Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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