Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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