So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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