You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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