Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Your penis caused this!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
