And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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