After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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