wat bout pragnant strippers??
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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