chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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