I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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